Derek's Dilemmas
Why do Tesco’s make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front? Why is it necessary to put
up a sign saying “Men at Work” when women work all the time with no signs?
Why is it taboo to wear real fur
and OK to wear leather?
Why do waiters and waitresses tend to say “There you
go” as they put your food in front of you, when you are clearly not going
anywhere until you’ve eaten.
Why does bottled spring water filtered
through the earth for thousands of years have a sell by date?